Funny Love Quotes

A man in love is incomplete until he is married....	4.99/10 (127 ratings)
A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's...	3.54/10 (35 ratings)
A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple....	4.98/10 (40 ratings)
Absence does not make the heart grow fonder,...	4.45/10 (20 ratings)
Always love your enemies--nothing annoys them so...	6.7/10 (40 ratings)
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can...	7.25/10 (16 ratings)
An old man loved is winter with flowers....	4/10 (10 ratings)
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in...	8.64/10 (14 ratings)
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real...	8.23/10 (43 ratings)
At any rate, let us love for a while, for a year...	3.83/10 (6 ratings)
Better to have loved a short man than never to...	6.25/10 (32 ratings)
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and...	7/10 (27 ratings)
Definition of Love: A score of zero in tennis....	4.74/10 (19 ratings)
Earth's the right place for love. I don't know...	4.86/10 (21 ratings)
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage....	6.5/10 (16 ratings)