Funny Love Quotes

A man in love is incomplete until he is married....	5.03/10 (116 ratings)
A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's...	3.8/10 (30 ratings)
A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple....	4.69/10 (29 ratings)
Absence does not make the heart grow fonder,...	4.63/10 (19 ratings)
Always love your enemies--nothing annoys them so...	6.62/10 (37 ratings)
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can...	7.31/10 (13 ratings)
An old man loved is winter with flowers....	4.63/10 (8 ratings)
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in...	8.62/10 (13 ratings)
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real...	8.26/10 (42 ratings)
At any rate, let us love for a while, for a year...	3.83/10 (6 ratings)
Better to have loved a short man than never to...	6.27/10 (30 ratings)
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and...	7.48/10 (25 ratings)
Definition of Love: A score of zero in tennis....	4.71/10 (17 ratings)
Earth's the right place for love. I don't know...	5.05/10 (20 ratings)
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage....	6.8/10 (15 ratings)